Michael Fassbender Theme Song

me: says a joke
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me: I know who my true friends are
me: hey mum do you need help with-
mum: no
me: are you sure?
mum: yes i'm sure go away
*goes away*
mum: OH MY GOD NO BODY IN THIS HOUSE HELPS ME OH DEAR GOD WHY HAVE YOU GIVEN ME THIS FAMILY. NONE OF YOU APPRECIATE ME AND IT KILLS ME. I WORK MY ASS OFF. I CAN'T EVEN GET A BIT OF HELP IN THIS DAMN HOUSE.
me: